i. am. the. best. person. in. the. universe.

ahem. so basically i'm going to be dictator of the new world. so u probably wanna get on good terms with me now. bc i'm like gonna be so powerful. i literally have the power to put you in jail. like honestly i don't know how the world even functioned without me in power. i am the only one who can take on the big responsibility of being ultimate grand dictator of the entire new world. if i hate u now, you have no chance of surviving in my new world. like actually, ur not gonna survive. ur probably gonna be hunted down by my agents and slaughtered. literally- everyone who has ever wronged me is actually going to be annihalated. and if u don't respect the fact that i'm in power i will actually end u. AKA end ur life in my super big boy prisons obvs.

so here it is- why u should vote me

okay so idk what my policies actually r but i'm pretty sure i'm communist yessir:

reasons u should support me and join my pack of cronies:

so join me and u get to stay alive yay!